A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。

Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: “An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!”

To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: “I don’t want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!” 

Radio and television

Radio and television are very popular in the world today. Millions of people watch TV. Perhaps more people listen to the radio.
The TV is more useful than the radio. 
On TV we can see and hear what is happening in the world.
But radio isn‘t lost. It is still with us. 
That’s because a radio is very small, and it‘s easy to carry. You can put one in your pocket and listen to it on the bus or on your bike when you go to school.